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Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh
button. Click it repeatedly, hitting the button harder each time. Computers understand that. Better yet, begin drinking Duvel. After your third Duvel, SOMETHING will
appear.
- If you typed the page address in the
Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL
user, make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in
the bar.
- To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. However, since you're running Windows, there's absolutely no chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever. Jan-Luc and his uncle Steve are laughing at you right now.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it,
Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover
network connection settings. If you actually have a Network
Administrator who has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah, that's
what we thought.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click
Detect Network Settings . This will do absolutely nothing and will
resolve no problems whatsoever. - Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the case of Something Awful, a patch will be shortly available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
- Whatever you do, don't try a different browser.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
- Click the
Back button to try another
link. Yes, let's go with that: try another link. For instance, one of our Christmas Newsletters. - Call Jim at 315-339-2143 and ask him where the heck the page went to.